Bucky's 10 Commandments of Bad Drivers

10. Thou shalt use thy bright lights on sunny days, oblivious to the annoyed drivers in front of you.

9. Thou shalt change lanes without signaling!

8. Thou shalt treat items such as turn signals and lights during cloudy or inclement weather as "optional" items.

7. Thou shalt toss thy cigarette butts out of thy windows while driving, especially on dry summer days.

6. Thou shalt continue to speed and drive aggressively in bad weather (and thou wonderst why thou hath gotten into an accident).

5. Thou shalt continue to drive under the speed limit in the left lane with multiple cars behind you (even though the right lane is available).

4. Thou shall continue to run red lights, and think that yellow lights mean "go through the intersection really fast!"

3. Thou shalt continue to leave thy turn signal on even though it's clear you don't intend to make a turn anytime soon.

2. Thou shalt tailgate people in snowy and icy weather.

and the number one commandment...

1. Thou shalt continue to drive while talking on thy cell phone, putting on makeup, eating a meal or (insert other distractions here), even though such distractions obviously affect thy less than stellar driving skills.

Author's note: I've been sitting on this one for a while. It's intended to be humorous, so please take this with a grain of salt. Thanks and enjoy the weekend, everyone!