Happy Saturday, folks!
Hope all's well with everyone. Today's topic is the eighty-sixth issue of Marvel Two-In-One. The cover showed the Thing bellying up to the bar with his old foe, the Sandman. There was also a blurb teasing the return of the Impossible Man. The main story was called "Time Runs Like Sand!" The issue had a cover date of April 1982.
The issue began in the Baxter Building, with Ben Grimm lifting a large piece of old machinery that had been created by his former college roommate and current Fantastic Four teammate, Reed Richards (aka Mr. Fantastic). Reed stretched one of his rubbery arms to retrieve a transdimensional interfacer before Grimm went to destroy the obsolete device. As they worked, Reed informed his friend that they may have seen the last of their old enemy, the Sandman.
Richards explained how their former foe had been combined with the new villain known as Hydro-Man to create a new terror. Police utilized a gas that extracted the being's moisture, causing it to fall apart (in issue #s 217 and 218 of the Amazing Spider-Man's first title). Ben thought that was a lousy way to go, wondering what happened afterward.
The remains were being examined at a police laboratory. After scientists found nothing interesting in the sample, they had it loaded onto a truck that dropped the canister off at a local dump site. After the truck departed, the Sandman and Hydro-Man burst free from their cramped container. They were separate people once more, and wanted nothing to do with the other.
Hydro-Man headed into a drainage pipe, while the Sandman struck out into the city on foot. He grabbed some clothes from a Salvation Army donation bin, and shook down a passerby for enough change for a few drinks at the nearest tavern. The proprietor noticed the sand on the floor and recognized his new customer.
He called the police, who didn't believe his story. His next call was to the Baxter Building. The Thing answered. Intrigued, he took off on a jet cycle to check out the story. He walked into the bar and found his old rival drowning his sorrows in a beer.
Grimm grabbed a table, ready for another of their trademark confrontations. However, the Sandman had no desire to fight. He offered his old foe a seat next to him, and Ben obliged.
The man who was born William "Flint" Marko started telling his life story. He grew up a scrappy youth who quickly resorted to crime and bullying. He became a star of the high school football team until he was caught shaving points and expelled. Marko continued his dishonest ways, shaking down local business owners for valuables and money to afford life and make things more comfortable for his mother.
William also fell in love with a girl named Marcy, who made him think about reforming until he was arrested for a robbery that landed him in jail. By the time he was let out, Marcy had moved on to another man. Marko grew angrier and lashed out with more crime sprees until he wound up in the maximum security ward of Ryker's prison.
Marko eventually broke out and had squad cars chasing the car he had stolen until the criminal abandoned the vehicle. He continued to flee on foot toward a beach that had been fenced off. If Flint had paid enough attention, he might have known that the section of land was cordoned off because of an experimental nuclear device that was being tested there that day- a test that Marko wandered into and that gave him the ability to form his body into different types of sand.
He figured he was unbeatable, and in his identity as the Sandman, Marko went up against heroes like Spider-Man, the Hulk, and the Machine Man and was defeated over and over again. Flint assumed that he'd probably wind up in jail again. He'd grown tired of the same old thing. Ben had sat next to him and listened intently before getting up from his stool and putting some cash on the table. As far as he was concerned, the Sandman no longer existed. He walked out and let Marko resume his night in peace.
The issue's second story was called "Farewell, My Lummox!" It began on a night when Reed Richards and his wife Sue (the Invisible Girl) had a rare date night. They left their son Franklin in Ben's care. Grimm walked with his godson to the Baxter Building's gymnasium, where he put in some work until one of the machines disappeared into a puddle of water after a punch.
In its place sat the Impossible Man and his mate. After a set of annoying circumstances, the alien introduced his friend to their offspring, all of which looked like smaller versions of their parents. Popppupians like Impy can reproduce simply through thought.
Ben decided to read the children a story from Franklin's "Tales of Doom" storybook before ushering the lad from the room. Franklin decided to watch television, not knowing that some of the Impossible Man's offspring were observing the programs that he watched. Their parents were in another room of the building, searching the skies for a suitable planet to call their new homeworld.
Poppuppians are a rather impressionable sort, so it should come to no surprise that the younger ones mimicked the shows and commercials that Frankin watched, which made it rather difficult for Grimm to concentrate on the story he was reading. Things ended swiftly once the Impossible Man and his bride found the perfect world to relocate to. He thanked his comrade for his hospitality before they all flew off into space toward that destination. It was an interesting night, but things would probably prove to be more challenging for the Kree, who were about to be the Poppupppians' new neighbors.
The Sandman would reappear in this series a bit later on, and in another Amazing-Spider-Man storyline where he came to the aid of the wall-crawler against a bevy of bad guys. He signed up with Silver Sable, who was fighting the same foes at the time, and even became a reserve Avenger for a while before returning to crime. This and his appearance in the third Spider-Man movie showed a more human side of William "Flint" Marko that we rarely see.
I liked both stories from this issue. This was one of the first MTIO comics that I ever read, and it was a good jumping-on point for this title, and a nice break between storylines. It had the right amount of seriousness and levity that I've grown to appreciate from Marvel comics.
That's all I have for you today. Tomorrow, I'll kick off Sunday with a discussion of the eighty-seventh issue of Marvel Two-In-One. The THing pairs up with a different version of a familiar hero in new surroundings. Until then, have a great weekend and don't forget to be kind to one another.







