Hi there,
I'm starting the week with a synopsis of the forty-sixth issue of Marvel Two-In-One. The cover showed the Thing battling the Incredible Hulk in a Hollywood studio. The tale was titled "Battle in Burbank!" The issue had a cover date of December 1978.
The story started at the Baxter Building in New York City. Ben Grimm was sitting down to watch the live-action Hulk show. He grew angered the more that he watched, and eventually put his foot through the television set. The commotion brought Ben's Fantastic Four teammates running. Reed Richards (aka Mister Fantastic) was displeased with Ben's outburst. Grimm took the now-useless television set and let Johnny Storm (the Human Torch) blast it into smithereens.
Reed's wife Sue (the Invisible Girl) convinced Ben and Johnny to calm down. Reed suggested that his friend contact the show's producers. Grimm thought that was a good idea, and set out to visit them personally.
Meanwhile, in a dingy Hollywood apartment, three roommates were watching the same program, lamenting the loss of their jobs as stunt performers. One of them saw a newspaper headline which stated that Karen Page was offered $1 million to co-star in the show, and got the idea to kidnap the actress. His roommates were keen on the suggestion, and they started to make plans.
Somewhere in Nevada, a tired Bruce Banner wandered across a sleepy town. He came across an appliance store that had one of its televisions tuned to the same show. It also irked Banner, who changed into his green alter-ego. After learning that the show had been produced in Hollywood, the irate Hulk leapt toward that destination.
The next day, Grimm arrived at the Miracle Pictures studios. He made his way onto the lot and came across a character called Uncle Waddles (who looked very similar to Howard the Duck). Ben was given directions to Mr. Jusko's office and met the producer moments before Page arrived at the studio.
A few minutes later, the Hulk landed on the Hollywood lot. A guard fired his pistol at him before realizing that bullets couldn't harm the beast. The Hulk then tore a swath of destruction, looking for the ones who created his TV program. He burst through a few other stages along the way, and the sounds of the devastation soon reached the ears of the Thing, who was still talking to the producer.
Page was still in the reception area, not knowing that the three former stuntmen who planned to kidnap her were inches away, wearing telephone repair uniforms. One of them finally pointed a gun at the secretary's forehead, which didn't faze Karen much. It didn't take the Hulk long to reach the offices where Grimm was sitting. The two old rivals engaged in another fistfight, one that led into a Western set.
The conflict continued into another production, one that looked like the days of ancient Rome. The heroes finally made up after part of the set collapsed. The villains had been trapped momentarily, and the receptionist and Karen were free. The Hulk leapt away after being assured that he wouldn't look "so stupid: on TV anymore.
Page had chosen a role on a soap opera, and had no need to talk to Jusko anymore. Ben still wanted a piece of the action, and was promised that something would be arranged. A week later, Willie Lumpkin, loyal mailman for the Baxter Building, arrived to drop off a package for Ben from Hollywood. Grimm opened it up and saw a script for a show titled "Thing in the Family." Grimm would have been cast as "the meathead," but he tore up the script, settling for the company of his Fantastic Four family.
The live-action Incredible Hulk show got me interested in reading more about the character in Marvel comics. I always felt bad for Doctor Banner, because he never knew what would happen when he turned into the gamma-spawned beast. Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno excelled in their respective roles, and the sad piano theme song still lingers in my head to this day. This issue was published during the show's run, so it was a very timely plot. The homage to "All in the Family" at the end was a nice touch, but once again, Ben was screwed over by Hollywood. It wasn't his first attempt to make it big in showbiz, nor would it be the last. The story was a bit similar to the Hulk's last appearance in this series in Marvel Feature #11.
That's all for today. Tomorrow, I'll tackle the forty-seventh issue of Marvel Two-In-One. The Thing runs into some old enemies, and it's up to some very unlikely characters to come to his aid. Until then, have a great week and don't forget to be kind to one another.







