Hello there,
It's time for me to discuss the forty-eighth issue of the first Star Wars comic. The cover showed Princess Leia Organa squaring off against Darth Vader, with R2-D2 to her left and an as-yet-unidentified figure lying before her. The tale, scripted by future G.I. Joe writer Larry Hama, was titled "The Third Law!" The issue had a cover date of June 1981.
The story started on the planet Aargau, which was known for its precious metal exports, strong armed forces, laws regarding weapons possession, and its stable currency. Leia, Artoo, C-3PO, and Viscount Tardi were just disembarking from their ship that landed on that world, and were being greeted by members of the local security forces. A small droid with a microphone attachment asked the new arrivals to speak clearly and announce their identities.
Leia and her friends had arrived in search of funding for a new squadron of X-Wing fighters. The quartet was escorted past the docking bay, and soon went by a scanner that was used to detect if outgoing guests were carrying any contraband on their persons. All the Rebels had to declare was a sealed diplomatic pouch, which was exempt from the planet's customs inspections.
Aargau had three laws. The first was that no precious metals could be removed from the world. The second stated that visitors could not own weapons. However, it was also illegal for Aargau's citizens not to be armed. The final law spoke about the wanton conspiring to discredit, deceive, or defraud the planet's bank. Leia and her crew had just tread and acknowledged those laws when a familiar voice spoke from behind them.
The mechanical voice belonged to none other than Darth Vader himself. The Dark Lord of the Sith was accompanied by a trio of aliens, instead of his usual complement of Imperial Stormtroopers, most likely due to the planet's weapon ban. Leia recognized Vader's porter as a high-gravity being from Rigel VII, his secretary as a shape-shifting alien, and his valet as a telekinetic. All three of his aides were also known members of the Assassins' Guild.
Before Leia could go on describing her foe's entourage, the X-ray scanner signaled an alert, as the person being scanned was found with gold implants on a pair of his ribs. The visitor fled, only to be swiftly gunned down by armed members of the planet's populace. Afterward, Leia realized that Vader was sent by the Emperor to stop the Rebellion's loan, a feat which could be accomplished by destroying the viscount.
The next morning, Threepio piloted a speeder that took the group through town. Leia rehearsed the day's schedule before noticing Vader and his assistants standing on a bridge above them. Moments later, his porter jumped down and began tearing the speeder apart with his bare hands. Leia reached for the diplomatic pouch and pulled a small hand-held device from it. She pushed a button on it, and the creature immediately disappeared from sight.
A planetary patrol arrived shortly thereafter. Vader accused the princess of breaking the planetary laws regarding weapons use by non-natives, but Leia noted that the device in her hand was merely a typical gravitational field disrupter, which could be purchased in any spaceport duty-free shop. She'd used it to increase their attacker's density to the seventh power, sending him far beneath the world's surface.
As the princess and her colleagues moved on, Vader's subordinates questioned their employer's decision. Vader, never being one to accept being questioned, asserted that the assassins were nothing more to him than professional pawns. Those pawns could be sacrificed for the sake of other more important pieces on the playing board.
Later on that day, in the garden of butterflies, Threepio marveled at the variety of butterfly species that were fluttering about. He told Artoo about his experience working for a previous employer who was an avid collector of butterflies. That knowledge would soon prove to be invaluable, as the translator droid correctly identified a bright red butterfly from the Antares system, which had a stinger that was capable of secreting a very potent nerve toxin. Artoo emitted a narrow spray of fire-retardant stream just before the butterfly was about to approach the viscount from behind. Leia then crushed the defeated pest under her foot, much to Vader's chagrin.
After a while, dignitaries assembled on a small tower to oberve Aargau's military forces engaged in a training exercise. Vader's telekinetic hireling was able to subtly manipulate one of their fliers so that it eventually headed toward the viscount. As the craft exploded, it was revealed that its target was a hologram of Tardi that was being projected by Artoo. Leia was about to offer Threepio's services to Vader after the blast destroyed his telekinetic aide, but noted that the droid was being repaired.
That was a ruse, since Threepio was still back in Leia's quarters. He delivered a message to Organa that evening from Vader, asking for a meeting at the old spaceport. Leia agreed, and arrived at the rendezvous point with Artoo and Tardi. Vader expressed his true intentions to prevent the Alliance loan, before striking out at the viscount with his lightsaber.
Leia sprung into action, firing her blaster at the Sith Lord. Vader stated that there would be no loan, since the viscount had expired. He then looked down to see that his foe was a robot. Artoo then projected a relay of the battle, proving that Vader had used a prohibited weapon, and that Threepio was safely ensconced with that evidence.
The diplomatic pouch that Leia brought to Aargau contained the crown jewels of Alderaan. She knew that the viscount robot's inner workings would have undoubtedly shown up on the exit scanner, which would have disqualified their loan application. That's why Tardi had to appear to have been slain by Vader or his assassins.
However, Vader then disclosed that his true objective had been the jewels themselves. He'd bribed a bank officer and added that the viscount's doctor was on his payroll and that the assassins were just a distraction. Vader brought out the jewels which he'd had all along. Leia would have her loan, but exposing Vader's real purpose to the local authorities might damage her credit rating.
This was one of those odd single-issue stories with a mild twist at the end. I got the impression that Hama understood the characters he wrote about. Even though I still don't like Infantino's artwork, it did move the story along, and no key details were missed.
That's it for this article. Next time, I'll write about the forty-ninth issue of Star Wars. Luke Skywalker, Leia, and the droids travel to a different planet and answer a distress call. They'll also encounter new foes and allies, one of which is the reason for the story's title, which is the same as one of the recent Star Wars movie sequels. Until then, have a great week and don't forget to be kind to one another.







